The case of mistaken (online) identity

Friday, May 9th, 2008 : 12:30 am

Was chatting with Ms. Crisis a couple of nights ago, when he was reminded of something involving me. By the way, don’t let the title Miss fools you, Ms. Crisis is actually a man, ops! And the name Asmida in the chat refers to me. We are after all pondans, so of course among “sisters” we use our girly names *matilaaa!! haha!

Note: the YM chat below is in Malay and rather heavy in what we term “bahasa ponen”. If you need translation help, please ask.

Ms. Crisis: ko tau tak nok.. mak rasa nak gelak plak
Ms. Crisis: 2 mlm lepas… ada sorang ni ym id dia fabuloussomething
Ms. Crisis: dia nak cakap dgn mak
Ms. Crisis: mak automatically assume itu ialah ko
Ms. Crisis: sebab ko kan suka that adjective so much sampai jahit sarung bantal segala
Me: hahaha
Ms. Crisis: maybe ko ada second ID
Ms. Crisis: mak layan lah
Me: matila frenly kan?
Ms. Crisis: org tu mengeluh pasal bf 9 tahun lagi muda
Ms. Crisis: mak pn fikir.. motif asmida tiba2 nak open up dgn mak?
Ms. Crisis: mak dinch hui kau ade bf katanya
Me: hahaha
Ms. Crisis: :))
Me: mak dah gelak dah ni
Ms. Crisis: and then siap ada nama bf
Ms. Crisis: faisal katanya
Ms. Crisis: :))
Me: haiyoo
Me: faisal ke name bf mak
Ms. Crisis: and then uol kata nak let go sbab feeling2 kertu
Me: :))
Ms. Crisis: kata umur uol 32 nak masuk 33
Me: mak pengsan
Ms. Crisis: mak lagi pelik
Ms. Crisis: asmida yg mak kenal x kan mengaku umur sebenar
Me: =))
Ms. Crisis: dia 18 taun je kan
Me: mak suke pemikiran ko
Me: ko sgt memahami mak
Ms. Crisis: and then tiba2 mak realize mak ckp dgn org lain
Ms. Crisis: sebbaek org tu x sedar kot
Ms. Crisis: sbb dia terus ranting about her life dgn mak
Ms. Crisis: being a good listener, mak diam je la *sambil pose2 sip minuman kat cafe paris
Me: mrasela kau dinch kisah kan bile tau itu bukan mak kan?
Me: hahaha
Ms. Crisis: yg penting mak gelak sorang2 ok
Ms. Crisis: mati2 mak ingatkan ko
Ms. Crisis: just if the word ‘fabulous’
Ms. Crisis: mrasa ko boleh patent kan nok.. ala2 paris hilton dengan “that’s hot”
Me: tuh die mak dah kene associate dgn word fabulous
Ms. Crisis: PATENT occay
Ms. Crisis: =))
Me: mrase mak berkejar2 ke patent ofis lps ni
Ms. Crisis: moralnya.. lain kali ade org tetiba nak ym dengan ko.. siasat dulu siapa dia tuh.. sebbaek ni YM x perlu nampak muka, kalau nampak mana nak letak muka sbb malu sgt kan
Ms. Crisis: matilah x boleh cover
Ms. Crisis: matilah CoverGirl

3 Responses to “The case of mistaken (online) identity”

  1. mystery woman Says:

    hahahahahahahahaa…matuilah mak gelak guling guling kat sini nok…hahahahahahahahah………

  2. chikanozboy Says:

    hehehe.. lawak gler..

  3. miss crisis Says:

    kann? sebbaek tadak sapa tahu rupa sebenar mak kecuali kau *opss

    btw pembaca semua silalah datang melawat blog mak yer *ops matilah sempat promo

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