perpetual rush

Hello!

This is my cat - a male kucing kampung - that I called Yayang. I know, how ‘creative’ of me. My sister calls him by another name and so does my father, so now he doesn’t response to any name. My youngest sister however ‘calls’ him by, “Eeee, benci aku tengok kucing ni!” (she doesn’t like cat. I know, shocking!)

Yayang however does respond to the sound of food, tsk-tsks and the clinks of crockery. He also responds very well to the act of people eating, so if he sees me munching, he will come and meow at me. Macam tak bagi makan, my sister would complain, since she feeds him day and night but this cat, aiyo, pantang nampak orang makan!

He likes to climb (his new hobby) furnitures, my tall stacks of books, basically anything that can he can jump on. He also like to wrestle with and bites people’s hands, complete with kicking the hand and all that. He does however only bite mockingly.

Since Yayang is only a tween cat, he doesn’t have the habit of meowing loudly yet and before that happen I’m gonna have him neutered. Now, if only I can find the time to get him to the vet…

p/s No, he wasn’t growling in that picture. When I snapped that picture, he was meowing to my tsk-tsk sound to get him to look at the camera.

There I was, sitting on a bench, waiting for the bus home. I was sweating, sweating all over. Sweat pouring from my face, from my arms, down my spine into the small of my back and into my butt crack. Damn the dry months and the humid weather! The sweat just kept on dripping, even after I have wiped it. I hate the dry months.

So yes, there I was, fanning myself with an envelope that I found in my bag, a futile attempt of trying to keep me cool. A little later - when the envelope proved to be too flimsy - I fanned myself with the book I was reading. While I Was Gone, the title says, by Sue Miller. I pretty much don’t like the book when I started reading it, and that opinion hadn’t changed even as I was nearing the end. In the humid weather, While I Was Gone turned from work of literature to a fan, and I’m not sorry one bit about it.

So I kept on fanning myself. Fanning here, and fanning there. The sweat was still dripping, my vigorous fanning amounting to nothing except making my right hand tired. Still, I kept on fanning, convinced in the hope that if I just keep on fanning, maybe, just maybe, I would be cool. I switched the book to my left hand.

Then he came. He, with the green shirt and beige pants, both looked a little grimy, worn, with stains all over. There’s a pouch hanging around his waist. His hair unkempt, an unruly mess on his head; the face dark from the sun.

He was making his way straight to me.

I should have got up and ran away then, but for some reason I didn’t. I kept fanning my face. He plonked himself right next to me.

“Panas kan?“, he said, commenting the obvious.

I gave him a polite smile.

“Ni abang ni ha berpeluh-peluh. Abang ni banyak bulu ye?“, while looking at my left arm.

The nerve! My hairy arms are my own business. How dare him?! I was outraged and ready to show it.

“Bang, mintak 5 ringgit bang. Nak beli makanan“, just like that he said it. My outrage was cut short.

I looked at him, and all I saw was filth, filth, filth. I chose not to see his skeletal frame. His pouch, once the color of blue and grey, is now a few shades darker. It looks dirty, dirty, dirty. I ignored the rotating hungry gesture he made at his stomach.

“Saya pon mane ada duit ni. Ni tgh bulan, duit cukup-cukup je.” An unconvincing lie, one that he detected right away.

“5 ringgit je bang. Saya ni baru keluar dari penjara. Daripada saya mencuri, buat keje jahat macam tu, baikla saye mintak.” He said that without a hint of malice.

But all I heard was the word prison. Prison, prison, prison. My face must have changed. I picked up my bag and left, eyes glancing over my shoulder, afraid he might follow me, that he might mug me.

Then the bus came, earlier that I expected. My saviour I said, and heaved a sigh of relief.

It was later, in the safety of the crowd waiting for the bus to open its door, that I realised something: I should have given him that 5 ringgit. My eyes wandered around looking for him, but he was nowhere to be found. Probably wandering around again, asking for money from someone else, someone more giving than I am.

The bus opened its door and I stepped inside with a pang of regret. The bus came early, but my conscience came too late.

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Thanks to Bedah Matahari, the best online shopper one can ask for *matilaaku!!!

p/s Mak sertakan namecard Bedah sekali dalam gambar tu, as a token of appreciation gitu, hiks!

p/p/s Added my email addy on the sidebar. Don’t spam!

edit: picture edited to remove company name sebab si Bedah takut kantoi, ops!

This morning, I clicked on a link to listen to Lindsay Lohan’s new single, Bossy. Now I have it on repeat.

Internet, please don’t hate me for liking this song. In my defence it’s very catchy!

Don’t believe me? Listen to it yourself (don’t blame me if you get hooked on it!)

la la la la (I get it now)
la la la la (I’m just a little bossy)

Assalammualaikum and good day uols,

Tuh dia mak feeling² muslinyah uols! *sambil pakai tudung laboh, ops!

*korang mesti hengat mak pakai tudung macam ni kan?! choi! buruk sangat, ops!! matila mak kutuk idola ponen² seMalaya!

Well, last time mak buat post ponen mak, ramai kate mak kelakar uols! Melambung pujian orang bagi! Ada yang kate mak lagi kelakar dari Imah *tuh dia propah tak hengat, ops! Crisis, ko nanti repot le kat Imah tu kan?! Mak tau sangat! Dasar pondan dengki sangat *matila kutukan terbuka! hamponkan mak Crisis!!

Imah datang untuk membalas dendam *larikkkkkk

Kaedahnye uols mak nak cite pasal ape yang berlaku lepas mak balik keje semalam. Yela, mak ni penat kan balik keje, maklumla pekerja contoh kan *matila pujian untuk diri sendiri! So mak balik semalam je, mak pon turn on la laptop mak seperti biase untuk mak berinternet bagai kan. Mak feeling² konon nak bace la blog hadek² yang baru nak naik and juga blog hakak² yang dah meningkat naik seperti tubuh badan mereka juga ittew *carot sapa tatau, sambil mak pekop molot, haha! Korang tau la, kalau pondan yang tulis blog harusla meriah dan kelakar kan, sebab pondan kan set² kelakar dan riuh seme ni.

Ko hengat mak ni clown?!! *matila dicarot oleh hakak²!!

Lagi satu uols, mak gigih online malam² tu bukan ape, sebab mak nak download cite² tv kegemaran mak! Semalam torrent Gossip Girl dengan Samantha Who dah keluar uols, so harusla mak download kan? Perluke mak terlepas cite² tv feveret mak?! Dinch perlu occay! Mak dah feeling² dah semalam nak cakap line feveret mak tu! Apekah line ittew? Korang saksikan kat bawah!

Tuh dia ponen memang suka gossip² ni kan? *matila molot puake!

So bile mak dah turned on laptop mak tu kan, mak tengokla modem mak ni ha. Biase modem tu berkelip² kejap je lepas tu dah tak kelip dah, tapi semalam berkelip tak berenti². Ni sah² ade connection problem ni, getus mak dalam hati *matila bahasa novel! Mak pon ingat dalam 15 minit gitu agaknye bolehla connect kan, so mak pon pegila pose² buat needlecraft gitu.

mak pose² menjahit cross stitch sambil mempertahankan negara *matila salah negara!

So mak pon menjahit la dalam ½ jam gitu. Lepas tu mak pon check la kan ape jadi kat modem mak tadi tu.

STILL LAGI BERKELIP² UOLS!!!

Hanjeng sangat Streamyx ni tau!!! Tapi sebab dah malam, dekat nak pukul 12 gitu, and mak pon penat, so mak tidakla berase macam nak menjerit² kat customer service gitu. Mak ingatkan nak call orang Streamyx tu esoknya, tapi mak pikir, nanti takde mase plak kan? So mak pon gigihkan la diri mak call customer service Streamyx ni.

mak pose² jantan serius nak call orang Streamyx *matila kertu dan hongot!!

So mak pon press la butang ape yang patut, and pilih English bile mesin tu tanye language *sambil bersedia dgn nada ketwat mak.

Tapi malam tadi mak penat and mengantuk uols, so nada ketwat mak tak jadi. Bile customer service exec tu angkat, mak pon citela ape problem mak dengan nada suara yang agak lemah dan gemalai. By the way kan uols, suara customer service exec tu jantan sangat, merembes mak kejap! *matila selingan!!

Customer service exec tu pon dengar la masalah mak ni. Lepas tu dia pon bertanya kepada mak:

So, can you tell me your username MISS? Dia ingat mak woman uols!

MAK NANGES!!!

A ripple that happened hundreds of miles away made me rethink a lot of things over the weekend.

I’m sad but that’s it. I’m through.

Was chatting with Ms. Crisis a couple of nights ago, when he was reminded of something involving me. By the way, don’t let the title Miss fools you, Ms. Crisis is actually a man, ops! And the name Asmida in the chat refers to me. We are after all pondans, so of course among “sisters” we use our girly names *matilaaa!! haha!

Ms. Crisis: ko tau tak nok.. mak rasa nak gelak plak
Ms. Crisis: 2 mlm lepas… ada sorang ni ym id dia fabuloussomething
Ms. Crisis: dia nak cakap dgn mak
Ms. Crisis: mak automatically assume itu ialah ko
Ms. Crisis: sebab ko kan suka that adjective so much sampai jahit sarung bantal segala
Me: hahaha
Ms. Crisis: maybe ko ada second ID
Ms. Crisis: mak layan lah
Me: matila frenly kan?
Ms. Crisis: org tu mengeluh pasal bf 9 tahun lagi muda
Ms. Crisis: mak pn fikir.. motif asmida tiba2 nak open up dgn mak?
Ms. Crisis: mak dinch hui kau ade bf katanya
Me: hahaha
Ms. Crisis:
Me: mak dah gelak dah ni
Ms. Crisis: and then siap ada nama bf
Ms. Crisis: faisal katanya
Ms. Crisis:
Me: haiyoo
Me: faisal ke name bf mak
Ms. Crisis: and then uol kata nak let go sbab feeling2 kertu
Me:
Ms. Crisis: kata umur uol 32 nak masuk 33
Me: mak pengsan
Ms. Crisis: mak lagi pelik
Ms. Crisis: asmida yg mak kenal x kan mengaku umur sebenar
Me:
Ms. Crisis: dia 18 taun je kan
Me: mak suke pemikiran ko
Me: ko sgt memahami mak
Ms. Crisis: and then tiba2 mak realize mak ckp dgn org lain
Ms. Crisis: sebbaek org tu x sedar kot
Ms. Crisis: sbb dia terus ranting about her life dgn mak
Ms. Crisis: being a good listener, mak diam je la *sambil pose2 sip minuman kat cafe paris
Me: mrasela kau dinch kisah kan bile tau itu bukan mak kan?
Me: hahaha
Ms. Crisis: yg penting mak gelak sorang2 ok
Ms. Crisis: mati2 mak ingatkan ko
Ms. Crisis: just if the word ‘fabulous’
Ms. Crisis: mrasa ko boleh patent kan nok.. ala2 paris hilton dengan “that’s hot”
Me: tuh die mak dah kene associate dgn word fabulous
Ms. Crisis: PATENT occay
Ms. Crisis:
Me: mrase mak berkejar2 ke patent ofis lps ni
Ms. Crisis: moralnya.. lain kali ade org tetiba nak ym dengan ko.. siasat dulu siapa dia tuh.. sebbaek ni YM x perlu nampak muka, kalau nampak mana nak letak muka sbb malu sgt kan
Ms. Crisis: matilah x boleh cover
Ms. Crisis: matilah CoverGirl

Is it wrong for me to love Gossip Girl show so much?

The latest episode just makes me love the show even more. And I think I’m not even part of the show’s target demographic.

Help!!!

p/s You know you love me.

xoxo
asm@di

…don’t clap your hands. It’s annoying, haha!

Anyway, I’m happy and I definitely know it. And why is that?

Because it’s Friday you silly you!

Not that I have a particular plan I’m looking forward to doing this weekend, it’s just that these days, I am happy to get any time off from work. Hoorah to work-free weekend!

Hoorah until Monday comes at least.

edit: It also helps your Friday tremendously when a friend decided to upload old photos of you and your friends in Facebook and invites everyone to view it. I still can’t stop laughing, haha! Thank you Turak!

Here’s the thing.

It’s Monday and I have a headache that borders on migraine. The forehead is throbbing, and all I want to do right now is to close my eyes and sleep, or at the very least, close my eyes and not doing anything.

But I have work to worry about, and there’s an annoying colleague from Singapore that keeps asking me the most inane of questions.

I can’t wait for Monday to end.